

Nothing at allWould you sleep with me?Nothing at all
You need to drink less.
You need to drink more.
And then there was silence, save for the shuffling of feet across the carpet.
You dont look too bad tonight.
Oh, you are so going to have to try harder than that.
Damn. Time to change gears.
I love you?
More silence. Probably not good Maybe she


That time of the Millennia...The Liberal Party have control of both houses of parliament. Years of fantasy have finally come true for John Howard, who has spent years cooped up in his lemon coloured* toy-room expunging sweaty orgasm after sweaty orgasm, and straining through clenched teeth those sweet and powerful words - "Senate Majority".That time of the Millennia...
The problem with fantasies is that no-one considers the aftermath. You might dream of ex-Big Brother housemate Hotdogs carefully researching different ways to pleasure you, but probably give very little thought to your method of escape come the inane self appraisal over coffee the following morning.
Hotdogs &


Eavesdropping, or Movie ReviewOverheard this week in the city: "I just watched this film with Jennifer Lopez and Richard Gere called Shall We Dance. That shit was actually kind of cool. Motherfucker liked J-Lo so much, his sorry ass went and took ballroom dancing lessons to meet the bitch. The motherfucker got good at the shit though, it was quite cool" Is that not the GREATEST MOVIE REVIEW OF ALL TIME? I demand here and now that David Stratton and Margaret Pomeranz begin giving similar descriptions of films on their movie show. David: Y'all, just watched this movie called My Summer Of Love. Two bitches all like lezEavesdropping, or Movie Review


Last NightWe broke onto the roof of our Hostel. We were drinking beer - Mark, the silent Cowboy from Arkansas, the cute girl from New York and myself. It was two in the morning when we decided to ignore all the posted signs, and venture out onto the fire escape to have a cigarette. Hell, we were checking out this morning anyway - what were they going to do; kick us out? It was Mark and his laboured, southern drawl that suggested it first. We thought he was crazy, but he wouldn't have any of it, and disappeared, beer in one hand, cigarette in the other. Ten gallon hat astride on his head and his snakeskin leather boots clunLast Night
Devious Comments
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Go and read my manga/story!
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Visit :iconemily1907: !
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J.A
Wow! You really are a brilliant poet, aren't you?
Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?
It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift
but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
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Think of the pain as reassurance youre alive.
I'LL COME TO SEE YOUR SHOW!
CAPITALS ARE FUN.
SAY GOOD MORROW TO NATALIE FOR ME
YOU HAVE NICE HAIR
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Touch your thighs I'm the lonely one
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Oh.
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
I shall steal for you.
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Touch your thighs I'm the lonely one
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
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Quotes: Video games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music ...
Become immortal: [link]
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
I like to think an infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare.
My work is but a ten-minute, five-monkey job.
Still, thanks all the same!
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
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Innocence looks good on you...
whats going on in your life with the lovely but also quite tiny, natalie gentile? are you both hitting the town every night or are you doing the couple thing where you stay in and do not alot? I am tired because of work. I'll steal you some candy from some place one day.
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Touch your thighs I'm the lonely one
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by the way.. the hammer wasnt waisted.. the man who broke him was
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I'll wear another smile for you
That way you know I'm fine,
and having fun with you
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you like sufjan stevens too!
(yes my own persional take on your name)
want to be buddies on Dev art????????????????????
I'll add you as a 'freind' becuase I"m SUCH a nerd and this site is like...'wowzers' to me for some reason.
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Touch your thighs I'm the lonely one
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
nice to see you!
laurel's friend matt here
I like your photos!
funnel vision, especially.
nice colour balance.
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How come I end up where I started
How come I end up where I went wrong
Don't take your eyes off the ball again
You reel me out then you cut the string
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
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Touch your thighs I'm the lonely one
[link]
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shut up scum bucket!
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